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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas Special: The Star Wars Holiday Special

Pretend this says "A Datsun Flambe Special Presentation," instead of CBS.

Soon, on Kashyyk, the Wookiee homeland, we will celebrate Life Day....So, because we love you over here at the Flambe, we present the Star Wars Holiday Special....It features more than 10 minutes of Wookiees (Chewbacca's wife, son and father---who even knew the dude was married) growling to each other with no human speech whatsoever...and that's just the beginning. There's also a cartoon featuring Boba Fett and....and no bullshit, the joint also features......

Bea Arthur
Art Carney
Dihann Carrol (who appears as--again, no bullshit---the creepy sexual fantasy of a geriatric Wookiee named Itchy.)
Jefferson Starship
And Chewbacca's aforementioned father Itchy and son Lumpy

How this didn't kill the Star Wars saga, I don't know....

Anyway, it's better than the Phantom Menace.....Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus and have good Life Day....

Itchy's sexual fantasy and Boba Fett cartoon are my favorite parts. What's yours?

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